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Apr 20th 2005 at 6:50 AM
 
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Apr 10th 2005 at 3:52 AM
 
Though I have nothing against puppies. It's babies I hate......

 
     

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Oct 23rd 2004 at 2:54 AM
  ...and speaking of "OMG JOHNNY DEPP SO HOTTTOOTTT OH GOD!! *RUBS CLIT FURIOUSLY*"
I saw Ed Wood....
It stars Johnny Depp....
.....and he wears women's clothes....
You thought James with boobs was scary? How about Johnny with boobs....

And it's directed by Tim Burton. What's with Tim Burton casting Johnny Depp?
I think they're secretly lovers.
Quote from the movie:


Edward D. Wood, Jr. : Kathy... I'm about to tell you something that I never told any girl on a first date. But I think it's important that you know... I like to wear women's clothes.
Kathy O'Hara : Huh?
Edward D. Wood, Jr. : I like to wear women's clothes. Panties, brassieres, sweaters, pumps. It's just something I do. And I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I really like you, and I don't want it getting in the way down the road.
Kathy O'Hara : Does this mean... you don't like sex with girls?
Edward D. Wood, Jr. : No, I love sex with girls.

Well, his character might, but I don't think he does....... I think he likes sex with men, and I think this butt-pirate is 'sharing his booty' with Tim Burton.


 
     

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Sep 20th 2004 at 1:07 PM
  So the nuts in my family decided to buy The Sims 2....because they appearantly MUST own every weird computer game known to man. So I hijacked it and played it a bit, and took lots of screenshots. Because the only fun part is doing twisted shit and sharing it :D Of course I made a family with a naked chick and some goth kids. because if I didn't it wouldn't be very Billy of me now would it? :)

Here's my first family, an adult with 5 happy kids......

.....named the "gonnadie" family. Who I immediately proceeded to BURN. Once they were all dead I got bored of them :P...
.....+51...800KBCollapse )


Man, that was better than shooting pedestrians and running over old people in True Crime or GTA











EDIT (Jan 9 2004): I just want to point out that I made these images using a cheat code that lets you move the sims around to places and positions they shouldn't be, so some of these things you can't "actually" do.
You can:
- burn kids (as well as teenagers, adults, and old people)

- put the baby on the grill (but babies and toddlers can't die or catch fire. kids, teens, adults, and old people can)

- Kill your sims by having a satellite drop from space and smash them (I found this out later)

- Drown them.....but only by making them swim in the pool, then removing the ladder so they can't get out. (they eventually kick and scream for help, then sink under and drown. rather dramatic and gruesome). the other drownings were fake, I just positioned them in the water, or underwater. the fireman for example..I just positioned him face down in the water, but he can't drown that way

- download TONS of fan-made skins off the Sims Exchange (an official site). The go-go yubari, catwoman, etc skins came from there.

- that bunny thing really does appear. and you can beat it up.

- Lesbians can definitely make out in hot tubs



I just wanted to point that out so nobody is sorely disappointed.
 
     

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Jul 12th 2004 at 6:04 AM
  and the cat-fortune for today is..........
Strive to reveal to others your
inner beauty. but in the
meantime, it wouldn't hurt
to show off the goods.
Billy's Weird...cat...thing tells your fortune!
 
     

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Jul 11th 2004 at 6:10 PM
 
Today you will die....a cat
related death. better watch
your back. MROW!!!

Billy's Weird...cat...thing tells your fortune!
 
     

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Aug 5th 1980 at 9:17 PM
 
mood: =^.^=
This is for any random people to give their thoughts on the cat thing. positive, negative, love it, hate it, wanna marry it, I just wanna hear it :D. seriously

Uh....if you're on my friends list....ignore this. Besides, I'm sure you're sick of hearing about it by now :D

Anyway, this is for anything you want to say about the cat thing. Enough people seem to like it that I'm pleased :) but, still, I'd like to hear what people have to say....

And, on a random note, I've noticed this seems to be the favorite:


Keep masturbating;
I fucking hate kittens.

Billy's Weird...cat...thing tells your fortune!
 
     

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